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Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas

For anyone else that was terrified of Santa (and the peeps crazy enough to dress up like him)

1. Crying Because He's Sitting on a Murderer's Lap
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2. Crying Because Nobody Hears Her Screams
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3. Crying Because That's Certainly Not a Mall
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4. Crying Because Santa's Wayyy Too Excited for this Pose
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5. Crying Because His Parents OH DEAR GOD
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6. Crying Because Freedom Tastes Good
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7. Crying on the Inside
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8. Crying b/c The 'North Pole' Was Really an Awkward Euphemism
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9. Crying Because Her Dad May Have Just Died...Because of Santa
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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Stuck in my Head: Chromeo

I have this Chromeo song stuck in my head, and boy am I glad I decided to check out Chromeo's music videos...  They're amazing!  It makes me miss the old MTV... Don't get me wrong, I love Jersey Shore as much as the next douche, but I think our culture would be better with less reality shows and more dancing to synthesizers... Just a thought.

Check out their videos for Needy Girl, Hot Mess, and even an amazing song about washing your hands on Yo Gabba Gabba!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Feliz Friday!

Happy Friday everyone!  Start your weekend off right with some hot dance moves from Salsa Dog... I prefer this meringue dancing dog above all others.

Salsa Dog - watch more funny videos

How to Deliver a Line

Here is my belated tribute to the late, great Leslie Nielsen. One-liners have never been delivered in such hilarious deadpan...


One of my favorites from Naked Gun 2.5
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And a short montage...
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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Obsessed with Kevin Bacon

My favorite commercial on TV right now...


This SportsCenter one is a close second...

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Their Dear Leaders...

Who are you more scared of: The Russkies or North Korea?  Maybe this post will change or confirm your fears.

As tensions with North Korea rise, the interwebs has seen fit to calm our fears by posting adorable pictures of the "dear" leader... looking at things.   What? That sounds boring and unfunny? See for yourselves:

Looking at Radishes

Looking at Powerpoint

Looking at Corn

Looking at Meat (through a wee little window)

Ok enough, I could post these all day long... You can find more pics here.  Next up.  
The Iceman...

"Sight is off 0.2 mm"

Opulence?  He has it.

Just Roughing it.

How did this get in here?

That's more like it... "Sweep the leg little Mikhail"

Check out more amazing pics of Putin here.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Tret


Do you like Parkour? Do you like dogs? Lastly, and most importantly, do you like Eastern European techno? Check out Tret, the Ukrainian Parkour Dog web sensation.


Lucky for us, the Ukraine isn't short on abandoned playgrounds and crumbling structures for Tret to dominate. What's that? You want to see him fly around a castle to a terrible tecnho remix of the Pirates of the Caribbean theme... Here ya go. And one more... enjoy.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving!

So, in case you're like the rest of the country and you never watch SNL, meet Jay Pharoah.  His impressions are hilarious and will probably freak you out.  Happy turkey day.... biotch!


If you want to see more of this rising star, check out his Will Smith (my favorite)
and his Denzel Washington...
Simply, amazing.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Family Feud

There are 3 reasons why this clip is amazing...

1) Steve Harvey is hosting the Feud now? I love it! Finally, they hired a (dick-ish) host that will expose these families for giving completely moronic answers (see said clip).  While it was sad to see Mr. Peterman and Al Borlin go... the Feud has moved on...

2) na·ked (adj)  \ˈnā-kəd, especially Southern ˈne-kəd\
I love how people from the South say "naked", and apparently Webster's dictionary does too, as they have it listed phonetically (see above) in its definition.

3) There is no justice in this world... Grandma!!! Wooooooooooo!!!

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

US/Sino Currency Rap Battle

Finally... In a rare English performance, Next Media Animation breaks down the US/Sino Currency Situation Boeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

I love America as much as the next guy, but that Panda would destroy Uncle Sam in the ring...

Thursday, November 4, 2010

5 Star Dishes, Different Exotic Fishes

Are you So Appalled by Kanye's new track?   It's got Kanye, RZA, Jay-Z, lines like "All ya'll can suck my balls thru my draws", and "If God had an iPod, I'd be on his playlist"... stop me when you're onboard.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Who Won Halloween?

We all know that Halloween is really a competition with winners and losers.  So... Who (besides me of course) had the best Halloween costume this year?

Snoop / The Count


Joe Flacco / The Situation


Snooki / The Pickle Queen

Heidi Klum & Seal / WTF?

Me / Kenny F'ing Powers

Monday, October 25, 2010

A Star is Born

I knew when I met Mugsy almost a year ago, when he was just a wee puppy, that he was destined for fame and fortune.  Today on Today was the beginning of that journey...
Click here to see Mugsy and my friend Dave show off Mugsy's badass spider costume.  I have to admit, Mugsy had an extremely tough act to follow after the bulldog puppy almost stole the show with his baked potato costume.  But Mugsy showed his maturity and persevered...

Oh, what's that Dudley the bulldog puppy?  You wanted your pic to be on the link that thousands of Americans will click on to watch dogs in cute costumes?  Sorry bro, maybe next year.  Only Mugsy has that cover dog quality.

Want more Mugsy?  Like many cute dogs before him, he has his own facebook page, friend him here, so you can say that you met the Lassie of the 21st century before he went all mainstream.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

He's a master of karate and friendship...

Move over Phil Davison, Jimmy McMillan could be the most amazing individual running for office this year.  Nevermind, that he wore gloves to a debate.  Nevermind, that he has an amazingly crafted beard.  Nevermind, that he would marry a shoe.  Just listen... like he does...

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Cute Overload


Ladies and Gentlemen, Boo.

by MEG on OCTOBER 2, 2010
A little bird told me about Boo, the redonk Pomeranian with over 30,000 FaceBook page likes.
Boo’s cuteness is SO POTENT, SO REDONK, that we may need post Nuthin’ but Boo pics all day. [looks dreamily into Boo's squishy eyes]

Monday, October 18, 2010

Taiwanese Animation: Brett Favre

Can we please have NMA (Next Media Animation) replace all western media... I prefer my news in this amazing format...

Friday, October 15, 2010

Unemployment... Sad but True

I'm not a cat person, but the rest is eerily spot on... Click here for enlarged view.

IFC trying to be AMC?

While Running Wilde has yet to fill the Arrested Development-sized hole in my heart... David Cross's new show could be the new frontrunner...

"Boom, that's the hammer coming down"

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Only dogs who have accepted Jesus Christ as their savior Go To Heaven

Cute, yet disturbing
Dog Prays - watch more funny videos

T.I. Talks Man Off Roof... Literally

From Pitchfork
One for the strange-but-true bin: Yesterday afternoon, T.I. helped talk a 24-year-old man down from committing suicide by jumping off a 22-story building in Atlanta, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

Turns out the man was on top of the same building that housed a radio show hosted by Ryan Cameron on hip-hop station V-103. T.I. heard about the situation, called Cameron, drove to the scene, and then recorded a video message to the man which the police played for him on the roof. Apparently, the video encouraged the man to come down from the ledge, and T.I. spoke with him for five minutes afterward.

Some may point out the incredible timing of this happening: T.I. has an important court hearing on Friday that will determine if his recent drug arrest will revoke his probation. According to the Journal-Constitution, the rapper told Cameron, "I'm not taking any credit. I didn't wake up this morning with the intentions of going down and helping hostage negotiators talk someone down off a ledge. I don't expect this to have any different impact on any of my circumstances. That wasn't my motivation."

Posted by Ryan Dombal

Best Election Speech Ever...

HIS NAME IS PHIL DAVISON! AND HE WANTS YOUR VOTE!

Presidential Red Card

President Evo Morales destroys another player in this "friendly" with a swift knee to los globos.

127 Hours

In case you didn't see Milk, James Franco can act...

True Grit

Oh, Coen brothers... Did you scare some people off your bandwagon with No Country and A Serious Man? Yeah... Will I still see all your movies? Yeah... Does your latest look amazing? Um, Hell Yeah!

Stuck in my Head: Arcade Fire

I had the pleasure of seeing Arcade Fire live earlier this summer, and after listening to their latest album, The Suburbs, numerous times... I still find myself coming back to this song.  Enjoy.

Can you tell if she is channelling Blondie, Bjork, or a combination of the two?

Feed Me Candy!!!

Have an iPhone?  Good.  Have an iPad?  Even better (even though it kinda makes you obnoxious).  Have any other kind of smart phone?  Too bad...  Because you are missing out on one of the best apps ever created by mankind.

Cut the Rope ($0.99) by Chillingo is a runaway hit and the most addictive thing to hit the iPhone since Angry Birds.  Cut the Rope has the rare ability, like Angry Birds, to be insanely adorable, frustrating and exhilarating all at the same time.

If you haven't downloaded this game, do so now... Seriously, I'll wait... For cheapskates who shudder at paying for any app, rest assured your dollar is well spent, and that Chillingo will keep free downloadable levels coming on an even keel.

You will know you are officially hooked on this game when you have your loved ones dangle food above your head... chomp, chomp, chomp

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Amazing Salad

This is the best salad I've ever had. period. Best Dressing. period.  Thanks to Rick Bayless.
From Everyday Mexican: Avocado-Mango Salad with Fresh Cheese, Bacon & Toasted Pumpkin Seeds

From the Mexican perspective, both buttery avocado and tropical mango derive beautiful benefits from chile, salt and lime, all three of which form a foundation for this salad’s dressing, along with sautéed garlic’s savory aroma and honey’s mellowness. Add the crunch of toasted pumpkin seeds, the tenderness of Boston lettuce and the savory saltiness of crisp bacon and fresh Mexican cheese, and you have a compelling dish. It’s the least substantial of my main-course salads – perfect for hot-weather appetites. Also, feel free to scale down the size of the portions so you can use the delicia as the first course for a special dinner. Or serve the large portions with grilled chicken breasts for a more robust meal.
Yield : Serves 4

Ingredients

  • 4 slices bacon
  • ½ cup hulled untoasted pumpkin seeds
  • 1/3 cup fresh lime juice
  • 1/3 cup vegetable oil or olive oil
  • garlic cloves, peeled
  • Fresh hot green chile or taste (I like a large Serrano or a small jalapeno), stemmed (optional)
  • 1 tablespoon honey
  • Salt
  • 1 large head Boston/butterhead lettuce (or an equivalent amount of Bibb lettuce), leaves separated
  • 2 large ripe avocados
  • 2 ripe mangoes
  • A generous ¾ cup coarsely crumbled Mexican queso fresco or mild blue cheese (Gorgonzola is great)

Directions

Arrange the bacon slices between a double layer of paper towels on a microwaveable plate. Microwave on high (100%) for 2 ½ to 3 ½ minutes, until crispy.
Pour the pumpkin seeds into a small skillet and set over medium heat. Once the first one pops, stir constantly until all have popped from flat to round, about 5 minutes. Scoop about one-third of the seeds into a blender jar and add the lime juice. Pour the remainder into a small dish.
Return the skilled to medium heat and measure in the oil. Add the garlic and optional chile. Cook, stirring regularly, until the garlic is soft and lightly browned, about 5 minutes. Scrape the oil, garlic, and optional chile into the blender. Add the honey and ½ teaspoon salt. Process until smooth. Taste and season with more salt if you think necessary. (It should be highly seasoned.)
Divide the lettuce among four dinner plates. Pit the avocados, scoop the flesh from the skin and cut it into slices. Peel the mangoes, then cut the flesh from the pits. Slice to match the avocado pieces. Arrange the avocados and mangoes in the center of the lettuce. Drizzle the dressing over everything, then sprinkle with the cheese and the reserved toasted pumpkin seeds. Crumble the bacon and strew it over the top, and the salad is ready.

Notes

A Few Simple Riffs:
The bacon can be replaced with flaked hot-smoked salmon, eel, trout or other smoked fish. To make the salad vegetarian, leave our the bacon or replace it with pan-grilled onion slices. The pumpkin seeds can be replaced with pine nuts (they toast – and burn – much faster than pumpkin seeds). The luscious texture of mango works well with avocado, but so would ripe peaches or nectarines. The green chile could be replaced by ground hot red chile (like arbol) – sprinkle it over the salad rather than blending it with the dressing. Crumbled goat cheese is another good stand-in for the queso fresco.
Over-the-Top Crab-Avocado-Mango Salad:
Sprinkle a generous portion of crabmeat over the avocado and mango before drizzling with the dressing.

Jersey Shore RPG

I think we found the next great idea for a MMO game...

Sad, Strutting and Sad

Know your internet memes! Three of my favorite photoshop sensations...

Sad Keanu

Strutting Leo

Sad Don Draper

For hundreds more visit:
http://sad-keanu.com/
http://fuckyeahstruttingleo.tumblr.com/
http://saddondraper.tumblr.com/

K-Swiss & Kenny F'ing Powers

Kudos to K-Swiss for signing the most controversial (awesome) spokesperson of all time...

Consider this video a litmus test for whether you will love/hate HBO's show Eastbound & Down

Between Two Ferns

The latest from Zach Galifianakis...

If you like awkward humor like I do, there is a plethora of awkward Zach interviews on FunnyOrDie.com

New Kid Cudi

Please look past the terrible intro with horrendous English accents...

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